A Hooker's Confession - Sent in by Sriani (Dissanayake) Basnayake

A couple was lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says,  

'Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession...... before we were married I was a hooker for eight years..'

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,  

'my love, you have been a perfect wife for 10 years! and I cannot hold  your past against you..  

Maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade so as to spice up our sex life a bit..?'

She said, 'Darling I don't think you understood me correctly, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales .........'