Sriani's posting and Mahendra's reply prompted this one. Or is it TWO?
Firstly,TAKE ONE.. most of you may have heard this one as it was in all the News Media, the world over.
This really happened during the 9'11 event when the Twin-Towers in NY became "Ground Zero "!!
The husband of a married couple had gone to work as usual at the Twin Towers. The wife had attended to household chores /shower etc... and switched on the TV and to her horror saw the carnage that had happened. She immediately rang her husband on his mobile --more in hope!! ..... in tears.!! Out came the reply saying that he was at his desk and wanted to know what the problem was. He was "blissfully"!!! unaware that his work place and his desk were now just RUBBLE. He was "hard at work".... with his MISTRESS.!!!
OF COURSE DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS FOLLOWED.
Secondly is an innovation of mine!!!---DOUBLE TAKE.....
There were two "best mates"--- in fact childhood mates called Ivan and Stephen. The families were very CLOSE...TOO CLOSE Indeed. One day Stephen rang his wife and said that he was playing POKER with Ivan's at Ivan's place!!!! His wife very eagerly replied to carry on" POKING and to take his time" and phone back when he is leaving Ivan's house.so that she could 'warm' up his meals AND OF COURSE GET RID OF IVAN!!!!!.
IN fact Stephen was BONKING Ivan's wife .........at the same time Ivan was doing the same ...BONKING Stephen's!!!!!!...... ONLY Stephen's wife knew the exact "set-up"
I suppose Alls well that ends well!! AND HARMONY PREVAIL.
OR "IS IT EVEN -STEPHENS"....
May be "IT IS IVAN'S -- STEPHEN'S" !!!!!!!
I seeeeee-----! So, Stephen's wife got even with Stephen with Ivan! And kept the secret.
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Everything was "blissful"........ with every body "DOUBLE DIPPING" Only one .. Stephen's wife holding on to the secret and GUN to her husband's head!!!!!!!
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Razaque, I don't know whether you follow the Noble 18 hole Path but even if you don't , you will appreciate this story I am sure.
ReplyDeleteThere are two guys out on the golf course that come up on a couple of ladies playing slow. One of the guys walks up towards the ladies to ask if they can play through. About halfway there he turns around and comes back and says to his friend, "I can't go up there and talk to them, that is my wife and my mistress."
So his friend replies, "I'll go up and ask them." When he is halfway there he turns around and comes back and states to his friend, "Small world".
Hee, hee, this is getting so funny!
DeleteAll of you are doing great!
Zita
Mahendra, ,Good one Speedy.
ReplyDeleteOnce Again, "ITS EVEN STEPHENS"...!!
Its becoming a habit now.......NEW WORLD!!!
Raz.