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Monday, May 18, 2015

Five unshakeable facts - Sent in by Sriani Dissanayake Basnayake


   1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a   bra.  A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
                               
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice,
 but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
     Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

3 comments:

  1. I don't know from where you get them Sriani but your jokes have me in fits of laughter! Have you heard this?

    A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it’s the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just in case this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whispers to the wife, "Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same chap I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes I do." says the lady. The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"

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  2. Good one Speedy!
    Sriani

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  3. Lovely to come back and read the jokes presented by Sriani and Mahendra. They are priceless, as I usually say, as that's a word that describes what one can't easily put in words. When one feels a bit down, just pick up something written by Sriani or Mahendra. That's the best medicine!
    Well done, you two!
    And thanks!
    Zita

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