Sunday, August 17, 2025

PAINTINGS AND PAINTERS: Kumar Gunawardane

PAINTINGS AND PAINTERS

Kumar Gunawardane

 


“A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREVER” – in ENDYMION, A POEM BY JOHN KEATS

 


With one mighty blow, ND has demolished my writers block. The skilful reproduction of the Vermeer masterpiece, along with the polished prose and imagery, stirred not only my soul but also my wrist. The delayed response is due to my minuscule typing skills, which forces me to write first in longhand; however, this allows my thoughts to flow freely and keep the printer's devil at bay. 

Hippocrates of Kos astutely commented on medicine, “ ARS LONGA, VITA BREVIS” (art is long, life is short); so it is for writing and painting. But the reward is the finished product that delights both the amateur and the cognoscenti. Once more, I thank you, ND, for your profound efforts to keep the Blog alive and also to Mahen for preserving and sustaining this forum. 

We are so blessed to have artists of the calibre of Chira, Srianee (Bunter) and also Rani I, who have in the past provided us with visual feasts. Kanthi and I have visited Rani and Indras grand abode in Colombo, which resembles an art gallery where the salons overflow with artwork. 

My interest in paintings was first aroused by my fathers collection of prints by British artists. He had bought them from an English expatriate who was going back for good. The clear favourite was Gainsboroughs Blueboy, a full-length portrait of a young man said to be the artist's nephew. The original hangs in the Huntington gallery in San Marino, Los Angeles. Kanthi and I, many years ago, spent an informative and pleasurable afternoon there; it also houses a priceless Gutenberg bible. The mansion which once belonged to the railroad magnate Henry. E. Huntington is surrounded by a vast landscaped garden and is his gift to the nation. The Getty Centres, The Norton Simon museum and LA County Museum along with the Huntington rescues this vast city from its crass commercialism and traffic chaos. 

One of my lasting regrets is that I did not succumb to the overtures of my mother to train in music or art. She herself was a competent violinist and painter


A prized possession of mine is a watercolour of the Taj Mahal in her book of friendship. The caption reads “Patience is a virtue, Virtue is a grace, Put the three together , It will make a pretty face. Beatrice Seneviratne. Dated 12.1.29.

Every Sunday morning, my brother and I were packed off after breakfast to a grand uncle who lived nearby. He was a good landscape painter as well as a photographer in an era when cameras were expensive and rare. We affectionately called him ‘photo seeya’ alias Photographer grandpa. I must have picked up some of his skills as I did paint a thatched village hut fenced by leafy trees for school competitions. 

Another sublime opportunity was missed at STC. One of our lower school art teachers was Nalini Jayasuriya; she went on to become an internationally renowned artist who exhibited worldwide and was acclaimed for the fusion of Buddhist culture and Asian Christianity. She was a good sculptor too and got us to make a scale model of an ancient Egyptian city, for a school exhibition. We bagged a prize, which thrilled us no end but really it should have been given to Miss Nalini. Suri and Srianees mothers who also taught in the Lower School would have known her.

My mothers efforts bore fruit however in our love for literature, poetry, religion and the land of our forefathers. 

PAINTERS

I have been fortunate to have had at least a fleeting acquaintance with many great painters. This then is my story. 

GEORGE KEYT

GK was the greatest Srilankan painter of the twentieth century. I first became aware of him in an article in the Serendib in-flight magazine of Air Lanka. This to me was the best inflight magazine of them all and I have hoarded all my complimentary copies. The illustrations of his paintings and his life story fascinated me and I resolved to visit him. He was said to be living then at Sirimalwatte, a remote village in the outskirts of Kandy with his third and final wife Kusum Narayan. Previously he had lived there with his second wife Pilawela Menike. Kanthi and I after worshiping at the Kandy Dalada Maligawa went in search of the elusive artist only to be informed that he had relocated a couple of years previously. Bitterly disappointed, we returned to Australia mission unaccomplished. I had to report back to work. 

On our next visit, I finally met him in his modest house at Piliyandala, an obscure village not far away from Colombo. He was a friendly light skinned plump clean shaven middle aged man with flowing white hair dressed in a white faded Kurta and baggy pyjamas. The next two hours was one of the most fascinating educational experiences of my life. He held forth in perfect English (as befitted a scion of an aristocratic Dutch Burgher family) on Buddhism, Sri Lankan temple art , Indian philosophy, poetry and personalities. On learning that I was a cardiologist, he asked me whether I could visit again as he was worried about the health of one of his sons from Pilawala Menike.


Sasa Jataka God king Sakra painting hare on moon
I obliged readily and returned with a couple of books for autographs. One was his English translation of the poet Jayadevas Gita Govinda, a Sanskrit poem that depicts the passionate love between Lord Krishna and his beloved Radha. This book is worth buying solely for GKs voluptuous line drawings, although the poetry too is overwhelming. The other was a coffee table book of his most famous works. This time I asked him whether he had any paintings for sale. Profusely apologetic he said he had only one which was of Kusum , and was his gift to her, but the George Keyt Foundation may have some. I trekked there immediately with Kanthis brother Nimal and was lucky to pick up three sketches at a very reasonable price. Their value now has skyrocketed a thousand times. 


But to me their prime worth is the memory of this eloquent erudite genius whose masterpieces will live forever in the hearts and minds of art connoisseurs in Srilanka and elsewhere.

“Softly on his flute he plays, 

Calling to the meeting place,
Naming it with names, and saying where,
And the pollen by the breezes borne, breezes which have been on you
That pollen in his sight has high esteem,
He dwells the garland wearer, 

In the forest by the Jamna,
In the gentle breezes there”

Gita Govinda by Jayadeva. Translation by George Keyt.

AJITH

Ever since meeting GK, I felt a voiin not having at least one of his paintings. Collectors who haany would not part and whatever was up for sale was out of my league. Serendipitously, while strolling down Ananda Coomaraswamy Mawatha formerly Green Path looking at wares of budding artists, I came across Ajith whose special skill was reproducing GK paintings. They were so authentic that he would sign his name at the bottom tstop fraudsters palming them off as originals. He had a photo book frowhicwe could order our pick. Thus I became the possessor of several GK lookalike canvases.


Unfortunately, he was struck by two debilities lethal to his craft; Parkinsonism, and rheumatoid arthritis of his fingers. I helped him medically too, but he simply faded away. 


SENAKA SENANAYAKE.

Another, who could truly be called a genius is Senaka Senanayake. I purchased a painting of his in 1983 during the period of ethnic disturbances. Mahinda, a brother of Kanthi's, took me to his house. A delightful personality, I was able to leisurely peruse many of his works and finally selected what I still consider to be one of his masterpieces.
This is of a young family totally unclad but not offensively nude. Later he stopped painting human figures , supposedly due to adopting the Sai Baba faith. My next meeting with him was in a Business Class lounge at Singapore airport. Although older , he was still a charming gentleman and a good conversationalist.
 


RAJA SEGAR


This
was another whose style was perhaps unusual but distinctive. Mahinda and I met him in the Cinnamon Lakeside hotel gallery and then accompanied him to his home and studio in Ja Ela. Although relatively unknown he already had one of his paintings on the back cover of a Readers Digest issue. I was able to acquire one large acrylic on canvas titled Two women at the well , which has undertones of Sapphism; also many water colours of rural women at work which perhaps romanticise their daily drudgery.





NIHAL SANGABO DIAS 


This charming and delightful man although deaf and mute radiates a sweetness and gentleness which permeates his paintings; his childhood had been spent by the sea and many of his paintings are of the sea and seafarers. But his rural scenes too are matchless. We met at the KalaPola, an annual open-air exhibition sponsored by John Keels, held at the Vihara MahaDevi park annually in the month of February. This is a must-visit if you are in Colombo at that time of the year. 

The Sapumal Foundation in Barnes Place Colombo 7 is also an absolute must for any art aficionado. It was founded by the late artist Harry Peris and is sited in the secluded house where he lived and worked. He was related to George Keyt by marriage. The current chairperson is my STC classmate Rohan de Soysa, a renowned photographer. Sapumal Foundation contains mainly the works of the ‘43 group which includes apart from Harry Peiris, George Keyt, Richard Gabriel, Ivan Peries, Aubrey Collette, Justin Deraniyagala , George Classen and Manjusri They were the pioneers of modern art in Ceylon. 

An artist whom I met and whose work I unreservedly admired was Iromi Wijewawradane. Her portraits of rural women are dazzling and colourful.

But for reasons beyond my recall, I did not purchase any of her works. 

Brushmen of the Bush

In the year 1981/82, I worked in the outback town of Broken Hill in New South Wales. Its fame lies in mining and being the birthplace of the mining giant BHP(Broken Hill Proprietary LTD). Its also renowned for its vibrant arts scene and being the backdrop for the movie “ Priscilla, Queen of the Desert “.

Brushmen of the Bush was a group of five self-taught artists who also brought much fame to the town, the most renowned being Professor Hart. He has a gallery/ studio with a vast collection of his paintings and curiously a collection of old Rolls-Royces. Being a miner himself he had a strong affinity with them.The group as a whole by their exhibitions raised over a million and a half dollars which was donated to the Royal Flying Doctor Service.

My favourite was Jack Absalom who had started off as a dingo and kangaroo shooter and was also a heavyweight boxer. Age had mellowed him and his depiction of the outback and its dwellers the First Australians is warm and sympathetic.

As a memento of our brief stay in BrokenHill I purchased his Night Camp which portrays a group of First Australians feasting around a campfire. 

Dedication

What began as an accolade to ND has now morphed into a paean for all our Brush People of the Blog. May their efforts continue to flourish and illuminate our Blog

Tuesday, August 5, 2025

The Girl with a Pearl Earring. Nihal D Amerasekera

The Girl with a Pearl Earring

Nihal D Amerasekera

Every year we do a family holiday together. This year we went to Deal in Kent. There we stayed in a large Victorian house by the sea. The house had all the trappings of an era now long gone. We arrived at our destination late on a long summer evening.  The sun was still shining bright and it was hot. Tired after the long journey we all craved for some wine. As we all sat in the spacious lounge, I was struck by the gaze of a beautiful girl. This enigmatic gaze was both intimate and ambiguous. Actually, she was peering through the glass of a framed painting. I was simply mesmerized and bewitched by her beauty. I had seen the painting before and had to get closer to appreciate the subtle nuances of her gaze.


The painting of the ‘Girl with pearl earrings” was done by Johannes Vermeer, a Dutch painter circa 1665. The original was done in oil on canvas and presently hangs in the Mauritshuis museum in the Hague, Netherlands. The girl in the painting looks distinctly European but with an oriental turban. There is much speculation, but the true subject of this painting is unknown. Some say she is a Biblical figure. Others believe it is Sybil from Greek mythology. There is also a suggestion she may be Maria, the painter’s daughter. Could she be a real model?

Some believe this is not a painting of a real person but a ‘tronie’ which is just a painting of an imaginary figure as was sometimes done in those days. The lack of moles and scars on the face, it seems, supports this view.

Johannes Vermeer is one of the most famous Dutch painters of the 17th century. He is famous for his amazing use of light. This is shown here in the softness of the girl’s face and the glimmers of light on her moist lips. He has managed to capture a calm and captivating look on her face. She has a most striking gaze. The dark background creates a timeless atmosphere. The prominent pearl earring adds to the painting's air of mystery and exoticism.

It was first called “ The girl with a turban”. The turban was then a fashion accessory during the long years of Turkish wars. It was much later when it was called “The girl with a pearl earring”.

In 1999 Tracy Chevalier wrote a historical novel “ Girl with a pearl earring” inspired by this painting. She creates a story about the association of Vermeer and the model, Griet.  According to Tracy Chevalier her expression has been described as a mix of innocence and experience, joy and sorrow, longing and loss.  The novel was adapted into a 2003 film starring Scarlett Johansson and Colin Firth, directed by Peter Webber.

On returning home from our holiday I made the decision to draw the girl with the pearl earrings to the best of my ability. I knew it would be a huge challenge and a gargantuan task. This took me a couple of weeks to complete. As always, I am never fully satisfied with the final outcome. But I know my limitations. I just hope I have done her justice by recreating her beauty, innocence and naivety and that mesmerizing gaze with a tinge of sadness.

I believe paintings, poems and music are closely interwoven and have much in common to create beauty, charm and elegance in our minds. A very famous poem about a girl is "She Walks in Beauty" by Lord Byron. The poem describes a woman's external beauty and inner grace, emphasizing her harmonious and balanced nature. The piece of music that comes easily to mind is Debussy’s "The Girl with the Flaxen Hair". His successful portrayal of the girl’s emotions is tied in with the musical simplicity of the prelude. A most beautiful piece of music which is one of my favourites.

From AI:

Recent research using advanced imaging techniques has revealed new details about the painting's creation and hidden features, including a green curtain behind the girl and the presence of eyelashes. Girl with a Pearl Earring" has gained immense popularity in recent times, becoming a cultural icon and inspiring a bestselling novel and a film adaptation. It has even been called "The Mona Lisa of the North", highlighting its captivating nature and the lingering mystery surrounding its subject.

Monday, July 28, 2025

Our ride into the sunset - Dr Nihal D Amerasekera

Our ride into the sunset 

by Dr Nihal D Amerasekera 

Media vita in morte sumus - In the midst of life, we are in death. This is the first line of a Gregorian chant circa 1300. This rings true now as it did all those years ago. Presently, we battle through our lives in the midst of numerous perils and pitfalls. For octogenarians like myself, in the autumn of our lives, there are many other risks just around the corner. 

At any age, we all lust for longevity. Although we all will face it someday, our aversion to talk about death is universal. This is partly due to the fear of the unknown and also not wanting to tempt fate. During my childhood, grim legends were abound, and tales were told of death, devils and the darkness of hell. These daunting images continue to colour my thoughts even now. It is true there is little point in talking about death when we are young and healthy. The scene changes irrevocably when we become octogenarians. This is the time to bite the bullet and face reality while still able to enjoy the good life. 

Life expectancy has risen considerably in our lifetime. Perhaps, professionally, we have helped to make this happen. In the United Kingdom, the life expectancy for men is 79 and for Women 82. Living longer has many benefits. It is indeed so wonderful to see our own grandchildren grow-up and perhaps also to see their children too. But there is a price to be paid while the years take their toll on us. The sudden deaths that took away our parents and our grandparents don’t happen anymore. We just live longer. Our bodies continue to wither away as the years pass. A fistful of tablets and an earful of advice keep us going. The joints continue to creak and the backaches as we trundle along. I can feel the gradual decline and the loss of energy as the months' pass. I am not as steady on my feet as I was last year. Gravity is gradually trying to take over when I walk or try to maintain my erect posture for long. These issues that are rather trivial now will only get worse with time. If I live long enough, I will need help with walking, feeding and ablutions. This may be with a carer at home or in an institution. This requires careful thought and judicious planning. 

Life must have an end. A rapid exit is everyone’s dream. Unlike for the previous generations, the end for us may not be swift. Cancers or degenerative nervous diseases like strokes, dementia and Parkinsonism are some of the common ways to exit this world. Departing this life is never pleasant. Then again, we will need help in the way of a carer or be confined to an institution. These issues need careful planning now, when we are compos mentisImportantly, the family should be consulted. They must be aware of our choices that may have significant financial implications. We must remember it is their pain and burden too. They must have the information to discuss with us the feasibility of our plans. 

To plan ahead, we must make an informed choice. For this, the doctors must provide us with the information with honesty. Thankfully, in the new millennium, the conceit and the patronising pomposity that existed in the medical profession has largely melted away. This has resulted in far better rapport between the doctor and the patient. When confronted with a terminal illness, we need to know the prognosis, the positive and negative implications of treatment and also of having no treatment. It is invaluable to weigh up the implications of a range of alternatives, some of which may be “off the menu”, before making a choice. 

It is wise to leave written instructions as to our care, including treatments we do not want to have. This is legally binding and is called the Advance Decision to Refuse Treatment (A living will). I know some have instructions not to be resuscitated. Some want all treatment stopped, including antibiotics. We can also allow someone else to make the decisions for us when we can’t. This is called the Legal Power of Attorney. Some cancer patients do not want any treatment. They do not wish to prolong life, not wanting the stress and struggle of radiotherapy and chemotherapy and its many unpleasant side effects. It is imperative that the doctor discuss the quality of life on treatment. Many others show great resilience and courage in continuing and completing the treatment schedule and we respect their choice. 

If terminally ill I should have the right to end my life. This issue has come into prominence in the UK in several high-profile cases of Motor Neurone Disease and Multiple Sclerosis that went to the Supreme Court. Adequate safeguards must be built in for this. In the UK, there has been a shift in common morality for euthanasia and assisted suicide, both of which are illegal under English law. Some go to Dignitas in Switzerland, a place for assisted suicide, to end their lives. Ending one’s life is the last resort. The National Health Service provides good palliative care as well as providing psychological, social and spiritual support. 

The answers to the many questions that arise and the solutions to the many problems that surface will vary according to our personal circumstances. It is paramount that the wishes of the patients and their relatives are respected. I am merely raising awareness to a common problem we will all face sooner or later. As I write I know of 90-year-olds, like Queen Elizabeth II and the Duke of Edinburgh, who are still smiling, enjoying life and their families. But they are no doubt in the minority. Some may still have the old fashioned, laid-back and carefree attitude thinking “Que sera sera” Whatever will be will be!! This may just leave our loved ones in the dark about an issue which may be long and protracted and financially draining. 

Making that final journey to exit from this world is something we must all do in the fullness of time. This challenging journey may take from a few days to a few months. Professional medical input is vital during this period to remain free of pain and to receive psychological support. We must leave behind the sadness and regrets of the past, taking with us only those happy and joyful memories. In the lonely waking hours, one may wish to walk with God for comfort and support or focus the mind on meditation and mindfulness. Some receive comfort from the “Mozart effect” of listening to soothing classical music. There is a lot of helpful advice available from professionals, carers and institutions to reach that final destination with dignity. 

As much as there is no holding back the night, there is no hope of a second dawn. I feel we leave this earth never to return again. I seek the wisdom of that great Roman Poet Horace "NON OMNIS MORIAR" (Not all of me will die)Our children and grandchildren are shaped by the genes they inherit from us. They smile and laugh like us and even may think like us at times. They will carry our baton into the future. 

There is never a good time to discuss our end of life and the funeral arrangements. But it must be done. It is only then our loved ones will know what we want. 

As octogenarians, our minds are much calmer now. There is no burning ambition or desire to chase money or position. We have done our caring for our progeny. Once we have made our choices for our parting it is so important we must return to our regular routine. It serves no purpose to dwell on death and dying. We will deal with it when it comes. It is so true we will not pass this way again. So enjoy the beauty of nature, the birds and the bees and the company of family and friends.  It is only then we can sing that famous song “Que sera sera”. 

Here are my best wishes for a happy and peaceful journey's end with poise and dignity.

 

Saturday, July 26, 2025

More paintings by Nihal D Amerasekera

 More paintings by Nihal D Amerasekera

(1) The Lighthouse in Galle is the oldest in Sri Lanka and, at present, is maintained by the Sri Lanka Ports Authority. The first lighthouse at Galle was built by the British in 1848. In July 1936 it was destroyed by fire. The current Lighthouse was built by the British in 1939. It lies within the Galle Fort which is a UNESCO World Heritage Site


(2) Hakgala. Hakgala is a mountain situated in the Nuwara Eliya district of Sri Lanka at 2,169 m (7,116 ft) above mean sea level, most parts of the mountain are covered with forest belonging to Hakgala Strict Nature Reserve. Hakgala Botanical Garden is situated on the northeastern slope of the Hakgala Mountain. The southwestern side of the mountain has a wet climate compared to the northeastern slope since the southwestern part faces directly to the southwest Monsoon.



(3) The Nine Arch Ella Bridge

It is located in Demodara, between Ella and Demodara railway stations. The bridge was designed to accommodate a challenging nine-degree curve and steep gradient. Built entirely by local labour under British supervision, the construction faced significant logistical challenges, including difficult terrain and material transport. It was Completed in 1919.



(4) Koslanda. During the period of colonial rule, British planters found that the climate of the Hill Country could be too chilly at times, and the low country was too hot most of the time. But between the high hill country of Bandarawela and the low country of Wellawaya and Hambantota, they found that Koslanda at 700 meters elevation has a climate that is never too hot and never too cold, but just right.


(5) Peak District. The Peak District is an upland area in central-northern England, at the southern end of the Pennines. Mostly in Derbyshire, it extends into Cheshire, Greater Manchester, Staffordshire, West Yorkshire and South Yorkshire. It has several historic castles.



Saturday, July 5, 2025

THE ANNUAL LONDON BATCH REUNION 2025. Organised by Pram

THE ANNUAL LONDON BATCH REUNION: 2025. Organised by Pram.

Dr Nihal D Amerasekera

The annual reunion of the batch of 1962 was held on the 4th of July at the iconic Royal Society of Medicine in London. Pram couldn’t have chosen a better venue than the RSM founded in 1907 and moved to the present site in 1910. With Its pristine location, elegant façade and the luxury and grandeur of the glorious interior, the RSM is fit for Royalty.

Pramila was in her elegant best, busy as the mistress of ceremonies. As always, she has been the catalyst to bring us all together. With her charm and gentle arm twist, who could refuse to attend? Pram brought with her some warm sunshine making our journeys easier and the ambience happy and lively.

Some arrived earlier than others to be seated in the dining area where the chat began. As everyone trickled in we moved to our exclusive dining room which was most elegantly decorated for this our special occasion. We chatted away amidst the grace and sophistication of this beautiful room. We looked beyond the grey hairs, the lines and furrows in our faces and the extra pounds to embrace our friends from way back. After the warm greetings and handshakes, we sat down for lunch.

There was never a dull moment. The chatter started straight away, and the conversation flowed freely as we shared our favourite anecdotes and recollections of our faculty experiences. Susheila and Harshi were in good form relating hilarious stories about their time as interns at the GHC. We were so happy to have Indrani Subramaniam’s daughter Rosemarie and granddaughter Maria to attend the function. Harshi and Harsha Boralessa have been regulars at our meetings and, as always, wonderful company. I took the opportunity to catch up with Harsha. Rupa and Susil Attale decided to grace us with their presence all the way from Farnborough. Sirima and Sunil too are regulars at our meetings in London. Ranjith and Hemantha Kariyawasam are welcome newbies to our London Reunion. We hope they will return. Shanthi Nalliah has been a regular at these meetings. She always has her own brand of amusing stories, and it was so lovely to see her. Sunil and Sirima too contributed generously to the fun of the occasion. We thank David and Malkanthi Anthonisz for attending the event. They are such a friendly couple. We do sincerely hope they will continue to grace the London Reunion.







We remembered fondly our absent friends and also some who have now departed this world. There was a tinge of sadness as we remembered friends.

This was a great occasion and a nostalgic one, which we all enjoyed. There was that customary photo shoot. The RSM gave us an opportunity to savour the atmosphere of an institution that traces its roots to Edwardian times. After a sumptuous meal and delightful company, it was sad to say goodbye. Every reunion has its own lesson to impart, and we come away deeply grateful to our wonderful organiser, Pram, for giving us an experience we would treasure. Pram was also our marvellous hostess without whom none of the London reunions would have happened. We hope she will enjoy the Wimbledon Final. We all wish her a safe journey home. May you come again to bring us all together.

Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Tidbits for the week, Srianee Dias

Tidbits for the week

Srianee Dias 

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson 

As I’ve grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. 

I’m responsible for what I say, not what you understand. 

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there’s a new strain out there. 

It’s not my age that bothers me, it’s the side effects. 

I’m not saying I’m old and worn out, but I make sure I’m nowhere near the curb on trash day 

As I watch this generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of .. it will be misspelled and have no punctuation. 

As I’ve gotten older, people think I’ve become lazy. The truth is I’m just being more energy efficient. 

I haven’t gotten anything done today. I’ve been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.

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If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four U.S. presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban. 

It turns out that being a ”senior” is mostly just googling how to do stuff. 

I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. 

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round…and laughed and laughed and laughed. 

I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one. 

I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from. 

Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling. 

Apparently, RSVP-ing to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time” isn’t the correct response. 

She says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found “Mute” by now. 

So, you’ve been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but you won’t take the vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? 

Sometimes the Universe puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass.

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There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is, once you get old you stop being polite and start being honest. 

Performance isn’t there, but desire is overwhelming. 

I used to think that drinking was bad for me...so I gave up thinking. (added by MG)

Srianee- "I enjoyed reading it hence sharing with some dear old friends—grouchy ones included!! Have a laugh and enjoy the weekend".

Please feel free to add your ones