This topic was invented by Mahendra (Speedy) Gonsalkorala when he was a Final Year Medical Student, developed further during his Internship and now embellished with some new ideas. This I thought is a good way to resume activity following a short lull when I was on holiday in the US. As I have pointed out before, this blog is primarily for 1962 Entrants to the Colombo Medical Faculty. Needless to say, this lot is quite used to the nature of the contents, and I am sure it will give readers a good laugh!
THE ROYAL COLLEGE OF COPULETRICS AND
COITOLOGY
Patrons
Sir
Dick Hard
Lord
P.NissankaPeriyalingam
Lady
Gloria Lay B Ellis
Forthcoming Lectures: All these to be
held at the College and dates to be announced.
Peno-vaginal disproportion
Deep Penile Arrest
Morning Stiffness
Hyperseminispalmorum
Failure of unipolar bibolar organs in the
Community.
Reconstructive surgery for
podipolarbitholar organs in Africa
Unusual presentations including oral, aural
and anal variations
Failure to prolong labour as a common cause
of marital disharmony.
Post-coital depression
The Importance of controlled voyeurism in
impotence therapy
Rare case of Multiple Pelvic fractures
caused by coital hyperexpression
The “Morrison- Rutherford” Lecture to be
delivered by Sir Dick Hard on “Activation of flaccidity”
Use of Polyunsaturated margarine as a
lubricant; A double blind controlled trial.
Instant Work-ups: Outstanding tips to
promote stiffness.
Premature ejaculation: Recent Advances in
Management including use of Polpala extract
Coitissmus management using Behavioural
therapy.
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