tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post4014914488319018163..comments2024-03-29T03:47:06.305-07:00Comments on Colombo Medgrads 1962: Creative Spot by Mahendra (Speedy) GonsalkoraleLucky Abeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14193645922522446176noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-34984315409772199292016-01-13T00:04:14.439-08:002016-01-13T00:04:14.439-08:00All you females should not take all these insults ...All you females should not take all these insults sitting down, you should stand up to it!Mahendrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11940825368030959494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-53157467553958568932016-01-12T05:28:56.603-08:002016-01-12T05:28:56.603-08:00It is not the length of the urethra, it is the des...It is not the length of the urethra, it is the design of the clothes we wear and the fact that we have to come in contact (or not) with public toilet seats! And perhaps guys don't always wash their hands...Srianee Diashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08378560870613337294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-84191904932900508152016-01-12T01:23:12.991-08:002016-01-12T01:23:12.991-08:00Srianee, the long lines outside the wash rooms was...Srianee, the long lines outside the wash rooms was always a puzzlement to me. With my knowledge of Anatomy, I thought females had a shorter urethra!Mahendrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11940825368030959494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-79121508275263621992016-01-11T23:56:27.071-08:002016-01-11T23:56:27.071-08:00Good one Lama!Good one Lama!Mahendrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11940825368030959494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-28876744990584260282016-01-11T07:25:15.314-08:002016-01-11T07:25:15.314-08:00Very funny you guys! I don't know what the fus...Very funny you guys! I don't know what the fuss is about. You guys can all park the car on the side of the road/motorway/whatever and head into the bushes. It is a little more complicated for us females. Ever noticed the long lines outside the women's washrooms? Anyway, this discussion is literally going down the toilet, don't you think?Srianee Diashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08378560870613337294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-38960626541412029192016-01-08T06:38:31.797-08:002016-01-08T06:38:31.797-08:00Seen in a washroom
TO ALL VISITORS,
WHO SITS UP...Seen in a washroom <br /><br />TO ALL VISITORS,<br /><br />WHO SITS UPON THIS SEAT,<br />COMPLETE YOUR BUSINESS, THEN RETREAT<br />IF YOU FIND THAT YOU MUST READ,<br />DO IT PLEASE WITH UTMOST SPEED<br />EVEN IF YOU ARE IN A RUSH,<br />REMEMBER THAT IT IS NICE TO FLUSH<br />EACH URGENT KNOCK ON THE DOOR,<br />MEANS HURRYING UP WITH YOUR SIMPLE CHORE<br />WE KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT TO DO,<br />BUT PLEASE REMEMBER WE DO TOO_ _ _<br /><br />THE MANAGEMENT_ _ _<br /><br />Sanath<br />Professor Sanath P. Lamabadusuriyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05184830746835063669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-23604596104567665462016-01-08T06:27:48.671-08:002016-01-08T06:27:48.671-08:00Sorry for the error. It should be voidance and not...Sorry for the error. It should be voidance and not "volition".<br />SanathProfessor Sanath P. Lamabadusuriyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05184830746835063669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-26642531917434709882016-01-06T08:13:28.317-08:002016-01-06T08:13:28.317-08:00As we (the men ,of course) grow old ,gradually pro...As we (the men ,of course) grow old ,gradually prostatic problems emerge. Then the interval between the desire and the volition becomes shorter and shorter. Therefore it is a good practice to empty one's bladder when one comes across a washroom so as to avoid disasters<br />SanathProfessor Sanath P. Lamabadusuriyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05184830746835063669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-2485135597056518912016-01-06T04:20:56.241-08:002016-01-06T04:20:56.241-08:00All that needs to be said on the subject has been ...All that needs to be said on the subject has been said. I am speechless after all that anyway!<br />ZitaZitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14985029776566371971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-67400193882572476852016-01-05T08:16:12.762-08:002016-01-05T08:16:12.762-08:00Super Raz! Laughed my guts out ( I was in the toil...Super Raz! Laughed my guts out ( I was in the toilet at the time). This was a Guardian Toilet joke 2014 entry (came second) which I thought was funny.<br /><br />"Did you hear about the film Constipated? It never came out" <br /><br />but the winner was:-<br /><br />"For Christmas last year I got given Sudoku toilet paper. It’s useless. You can only fill it in with number ones and number twos".Mahendrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11940825368030959494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-37510971892703402962016-01-05T07:32:30.998-08:002016-01-05T07:32:30.998-08:00You all have covered both liquids and solids. On t...You all have covered both liquids and solids. On the subject of solid excreta, I am reminded of the Sinhala verse that some bright spark had written in a public lavatory:<br /><br />"Renda bara woo vita<br />Duwagena avith hanikata<br />Wata pita ketha nokota<br />Reela yanu mana hithe hatiyata"<br /><br />Two similar notices in English appeared in a Men's Toilet"<br /><br />"This is not a place to sit and wonder,<br />But to shit and fart like thunder"<br /><br />On liquids, they had this to say:<br /><br />"Our aim is to keep this place clean,<br />We hope your aim is as good"<br /><br />Having seen all these, the monkey was moved to make his own comments:<br /><br />"A little goes a long way", said the monkey, bogging down a precipice.<br /><br />"All that glitters is not gold", said the monkey, pissing in the moonlight.Lucky Abeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14193645922522446176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-6855238382072084752016-01-05T07:08:00.331-08:002016-01-05T07:08:00.331-08:00Mahen
What an ingenious contraption. Your relative...Mahen<br />What an ingenious contraption. Your relative should be given a posthumous award. The re-cycled cycle tube, saves the world and saves embarrassment. <br />Whilst a passenger I have once used a polythene bag without those air holes. Works like magic. But for a driver yours is the answer.Dr Nihal D Amerasekerahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02583970465135902534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-14667205467989755562016-01-05T06:53:36.233-08:002016-01-05T06:53:36.233-08:00I know an old relative of mine (now in the happy h...I know an old relative of mine (now in the happy hunting ground) who always carried what to me looked liked the inner tube of a cycle tyre/wheel which could be discreetly passed to the target and the other end directed to a bottle or other receptacle. He saw I was amused and told me "your time will come Mahendra and then you won't be laughing". Mahendrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11940825368030959494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-67368747681809974572016-01-05T06:27:39.973-08:002016-01-05T06:27:39.973-08:00If one is driving on the motorway without a servic...If one is driving on the motorway without a service station within 30 minutes and the Bladder is up to one's neck is there any advice to prevent a catastrophe?Dr Nihal D Amerasekerahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02583970465135902534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-30891552562289626602016-01-05T06:26:24.871-08:002016-01-05T06:26:24.871-08:00If one is driving on the motorway without a servic...If one is driving on the motorway without a service station within 30 minutes and the Bladder is up to one's neck is there any advice to prevent a catastrophe?Dr Nihal D Amerasekerahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02583970465135902534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-2797260013232858752016-01-05T03:32:06.959-08:002016-01-05T03:32:06.959-08:00Things could get worse. Failing to reach the toile...Things could get worse. Failing to reach the toilet in time, a man said "Oh shit!" and ..... it was! Adding more to his already acute embarrassment. Liquidity is sometimes better than solidity!Mahendrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11940825368030959494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-35533187264861755352016-01-05T03:25:11.614-08:002016-01-05T03:25:11.614-08:00Yes, we all have experienced these "WEE"...Yes, we all have experienced these "WEE" issues.<br />It is even greater in NZ- Kiwi women who are supposed to have a genetically shorter urethra??. That's why there are so many WEE STATIONS on NZ roads than else where I have been & lived!!!<br />On the flip side, it is even a greater EMERGENCY when one is at the "GATES"!!!--- 'RENDA, BARATA BARAY'???.Razaquenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-50586035038526071532016-01-05T02:05:17.133-08:002016-01-05T02:05:17.133-08:00Speedy's creativity transforms a common "...Speedy's creativity transforms a common "natural disaster" into superb humour. Hasn't this happened to all of us? Especially after a glass or two of beer!Lucky Abeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14193645922522446176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-5671674416082500902016-01-05T01:43:24.291-08:002016-01-05T01:43:24.291-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Dr Nihal D Amerasekerahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02583970465135902534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5647561953942883640.post-57266688486041815002016-01-05T01:42:44.781-08:002016-01-05T01:42:44.781-08:00Mahen
A simple story and a common occurrence told ...Mahen<br />A simple story and a common occurrence told so elegantly in verse. It certainly could have been worse. Your sketch reminds me of yours truly driving up to Birmingham for Xmas after a glass of the ubiquitous unexotic aqua. I was jumping up and down when my son opened the door and the rest as they say is history.Dr Nihal D Amerasekerahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02583970465135902534noreply@blogger.com