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Sunday, May 24, 2015

Madeline's Hens,,,,,,,, Sent in by Sriani Dissanayake Basnayake

 

Madeline was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young 'pullets' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

She kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

As this took a lot of time, she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Madeline's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Madeline's amazement, old rascal Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring! He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one!!

Madeline felt so proud of old Butch, she entered him in the Dowerin Show. He became an overnight sensation among the judges and the judges not only awarded old Butch the "NoBell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a cunning politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

So, vote carefully at the next election, you can't always hear the bells.

3 comments:

  1. Gets better all the time!

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  2. Sriani,

    How dose "MY COCK", which you may have seen when when a photo of it was posted on this blog sometime back, compare with Madeline.s COCKS!!! It is "LAGER" than life & measuring 18 inches in height 14vinches in length and about 8 inches THICK!!!!---A BIG ONE INDEED!!.... now do not let your imagination run RIOT!!.I am only describing "MY COCK"--- ----- carved out of one SOLID block real of NZ Jade!!! It was posted about 18 months ago on this blog.. Now It is proudly and cockily displayed in my living room on the coffee table for the benefit of and amusement to my visitors!!! In fact I have named it "MY COCK"
    Madeline would love to lay her hands on "MY COCK"!!!!!.

    Razauqe.

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    1. Sriani,
      If you have not seen my posting of about 18 months ago, you may be wondering ' what on earth is he talking about??
      In fact "MY COCK" is larger than life size-cockerel carved out of a solid block of Jade (as I have described in reply to your posting) that I acquired in NZ when I was working there from a place called "TE-PUKKE"........ in my travels there...
      Razaque.

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